It's my turn with the 'rona

[Story]

40lb satchel charge optional.

Load up one of the wife's purses with bricks.

 

[Story]

After fever broke, I wrapped my self in a blanket and sat under a tree for days.

What wisdom did your spirit animal impart?

 

[TNAndy]

The trick is to NEVER test for it. When sick, stay home. When better, resume life. Positive, negative, who freaking cares!

^^^^^EXACTLY THIS^^^^^

Surely you aren't that stupid or selfish. Of course I care.

There are more lives at stake than just mine. As I said earlier, my Wife's 90+year-old Mother who has COPD lives with us. Her life is not mine to risk. I value her life more than my own mere convenience.

 

[Jolly Rodgers]

Surely you aren't that stupid or selfish. Of course I care.

There are more lives at stake than just mine. As I said earlier, my Wife's 90+year-old Mother who has COPD lives with us. Her life is not mine to risk. I value her life more than my own mere convenience.

Whatever makes you feel important. Be sure to get those boosters and wear your mask, too. Just remember that you're never fully free of all potentially dangerous virus or bacteria, so if you ever go near your MIL again, you are killing her. ;-)